On the Lighter Side

Why is “abbreviation” such a long word? Can you name three consecutive days without using the words “Wednesday,” “Friday,” or “Sunday”? Yesterday, today, and tomorrow. 

There are three apples on a table, and you take away two of them. How many apples do you have now? Two, of course! Teacher: “Mira went to the library…

Teacher: “Why can’t freshwater fish live in saltwater?”Student: “The salt would give them high blood pressure.” If the world keeps getting smaller every day, why does the cost of a…