Teacher: “Why can’t freshwater fish live in saltwater?”
Student: “The salt would give them high blood pressure.”
If the world keeps getting smaller every day, why does the cost of a stamp keep going up?
What can run, but never walks? Has a mouth, but never talks? Has a head, but never weeps? Has a bed, but never sleeps? A river.
Starting next month, I’m going to stop procrastinating.
Where is the ocean the deepest? On the bottom!