Teacher: “Why can’t freshwater fish live in saltwater?”
Student: “The salt would give them high blood pressure.”

If the world keeps getting smaller every day, why does the cost of a stamp keep going up? 

What can run, but never walks? Has a mouth, but never talks? Has a head, but never weeps? Has a bed, but never sleeps? A river.

Starting next month, I’m going to stop procrastinating. 

Where is the ocean the deepest? On the bottom!

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