Customer: “Do you honor any credit cards?”
Clerk: “Oh, we honor them all, but we only take cash.”
Why is it that your nose runs, but your feet smell?
What happens once in a minute and twice in a moment but never in a decade? The letter “m.”
First fisherman: “Is this lake any good for fish?”
Second fisherman: “Must be. I can’t get any of them to come out.”
How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it? Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.