Customer: “Do you honor any credit cards?”

Clerk: “Oh, we honor them all, but we only take cash.”  

Why is it that your nose runs, but your feet smell?

What happens once in a minute and twice in a moment but never in a decade? The letter “m.”

First fisherman: “Is this lake any good for fish?”

Second fisherman: “Must be. I can’t get any of them to come out.” 

How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it? Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.

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